Friday, July 22, 2016

Awkward teleportation moments

Advantages of teleportation: No more vehicular accidents, carsickness, or any other drawbacks of taking a long trip. Also, no more gasoline.

Disadvantages: Can no longer use the "I was stuck in traffic" excuse. Also, might accidentally appear in somebody's bedroom, leading to a lot of "honey, it's not what it looks like!" moments. Could just as easily accidentally teleport to people's closets or bathrooms, which isn't much better.