Friday, July 22, 2016

Going to heck

Just as Hades is separate from hell, Heck is also its own afterlife sphere. Heck is an eternal Sunday potluck full of under-seasoned potato salad, where everyone wears pastel polo shirts and titters nervously if somebody says the word "lesbian" or "underwear". It's overseen by a middle-aged Midwestern couple who have unexplained Minnesotan accents.