I
wish there was a social media network to connect us to people from different
times. And before anyone says "books", I mean in a reciprocal way. A
Facebook-like service to communicate with others from the future, or the far
distant past, or with relatives the way they were before we knew them. Or even
with a friend who completely changed; to talk to them when they were different.
It would ret-con the universe and completely screw up our timeline, but it
would be so damn interesting and cathartic before time starts to eat its own
tail and the aliens have to show up and fix everything.
Showing posts with label time travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label time travel. Show all posts
Friday, July 22, 2016
The 1996 Room
I just woke up from a dream about a restaurant in which the main
room was ordinary, while the one beside it included all the same patrons--but
from 20 years in the past. Both rooms were lined with mirrors. The mirrors in
the main room showed the reflections from the past, while the past room showed
their reflections from the future (or, rather, the present). Most of the
waitstaff had to avoid the 1996 room, but a few servers who were trained in
time travel could work in there.
I told Mike about this and said, "That just worries me. In that dream world, not only does a waitstaff position require a college degree, but the job description also demands you be proficient in time travel?"
He responded, "The application reads 'Must provide own Tardis.'"
Dammit dream world, please do your job. I go to you to find alternate realities, not more exaggerated versions of this one!
I told Mike about this and said, "That just worries me. In that dream world, not only does a waitstaff position require a college degree, but the job description also demands you be proficient in time travel?"
He responded, "The application reads 'Must provide own Tardis.'"
Dammit dream world, please do your job. I go to you to find alternate realities, not more exaggerated versions of this one!
Labels:
dream,
humor,
surreal,
time travel,
weird
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Time-traveling and piracy
What if every single astronomically successful songwriter, author, or inventor is a time traveler from the future who ripped off someone else's idea, and we're living in the alternate timeline in which none of the original creators get credit for their work? (Then again, have they really been cheated if they didn't come up with it in this universe, and they're hugely successful from it in the other?)
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